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Golfalot - Golf addict site offering golf jokes, golf tips, game formats, auction links, golf equipment shops and information on famous golfers.
Scottish Golf - Golfing links and features. Includes a course database, travel details, history and quizzes.
Leonard's Cam World - A live camera view of golfers playing the famous 18th hole at St Andrews.
Green Fee Savers - Offering half-price golf promotion, allowing golfers to play on a 2 for 1 or a 4 for 2 basis. Listing rules, workings, regional map and purchasing facilities.
Mary Queen Of Scots - A brief history of Mary Queen of Scots association with the early promotion and spread of the game of golf.
The Scottish Blind Golf Society - Provides competition and training in golf for registered blind and visually impaired people. Includes information about the society, fixtures, results, the Order of Merit, society sponsors, free downloadable golf software and games, and related links.
Scottish Golf History - History and current details of oldest golfing locations, golf clubs and societies in the Country.
The Herald Scottish Corporate Golf Challenge - National round of this World event. Provides background, rules and regulations, regional and national rounds.
Scottish Golf Course Finder - Search facilities for locating courses in the southwest. Lists special offers, tourist information, news and events together with searchable course details.
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