"Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Martial Arts Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Martial Arts
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Martial Arts With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Martial Arts
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Martial Arts "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Martial Arts
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Martial Arts "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Martial Arts
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Martial Arts "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Martial Arts
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Martial Arts I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Martial Arts
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Martial Arts You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Martial Arts
"Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Martial Arts Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Martial Arts
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Martial Arts A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Martial Arts
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Martial Arts The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Martial Arts
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Martial Arts Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Martial Arts
