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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Business and Economy Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Business and Economy
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Business and Economy My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Business and Economy
The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Business and Economy "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Business and Economy
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Business and Economy Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Business and Economy
Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Business and Economy "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Business and Economy
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Business and Economy The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Business and Economy
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Business and Economy It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Business and Economy
"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Business and Economy There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Business and Economy
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Business and Economy When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Business and Economy
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Business and Economy By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Business and Economy
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Business and Economy Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Business and Economy
