Paisley Local Healthcare Co-operative - A project set up to promote good health in the community. It is composed of parties interested in the provision of health services in the community of Paisley.
Knowhere Guide to Paisley - Informal information about paisley, supplied by local people. Links to noticeboard facility.
Paisley Daily Express Newspaper - Daily highlights of news and sport from the Paisly Daily Express Newspaper. With archives of old stories and a chance to respond back to the editor of the paper and a listing of local companies.
Reid Kerr College - Further education college course information request form.
Paisley on the Web - Contains an in depth history of the town, with past and present pictures. Also includes chat, business directory, hotel and pub guide.
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Paisley "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Paisley
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Paisley "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Paisley
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Paisley Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Paisley
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Paisley In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Paisley
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Paisley We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Paisley
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Paisley If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Paisley
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Paisley Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Paisley
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Paisley How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Paisley
"Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Paisley Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Paisley
"I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Paisley It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Paisley
"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Paisley A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Paisley
