God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Travel and Tourism "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Travel and Tourism
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Travel and Tourism If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
"It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Travel and Tourism "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Travel and Tourism
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Travel and Tourism "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Travel and Tourism
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Travel and Tourism Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Travel and Tourism
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Travel and Tourism If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Travel and Tourism
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Travel and Tourism No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Travel and Tourism
"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Travel and Tourism The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism
"When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Travel and Tourism A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Travel and Tourism "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Travel and Tourism
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Travel and Tourism We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Travel and Tourism
