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"Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Accommodation Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Accommodation
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Accommodation The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Accommodation
"Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Accommodation I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Accommodation
"I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Accommodation The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Accommodation
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Accommodation Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Accommodation
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Accommodation "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Accommodation
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Accommodation I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Accommodation
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Accommodation The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Accommodation
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Accommodation "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Accommodation
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Accommodation The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Accommodation
Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Accommodation I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Accommodation
