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-- inside of a Pepsi cap Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
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with Web Design and Development Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
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"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Web Design and Development If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Web Design and Development
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
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-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Web Design and Development Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Web Design and Development
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Web Design and Development Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
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-- Mark Twain There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Web Design and Development
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
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-- Madeleine L'Engle Web Design and Development "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Web Design and Development
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
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-- Paul Dirac We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
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-- Henry James Web Design and Development
"A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
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-- Rodney Dangerfield Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Web Design and Development I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
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-- George Bus No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Web Design and Development
And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
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-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
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-- Jenny Weber They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
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"To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
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"Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
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in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Web Design and Development
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
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-- Stephen Leacock When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Web Design and Development Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Web Design and Development
