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"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Motoring This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Motoring
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Motoring Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Motoring
Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Motoring The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Motoring
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Motoring A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Motoring
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Motoring A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Motoring
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Motoring Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Motoring
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Motoring This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Motoring
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Motoring That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Motoring
Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Motoring "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Motoring
I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Motoring They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Motoring
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Motoring "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Motoring
