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"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Property It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Property
The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Property "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Property
The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Property In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Property
We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Property The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Property
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Property "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Property
There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Property There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Property
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Property Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Property
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Property A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Property
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Property "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Property
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Property All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Property
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) May you never leave your marriage alive. The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Property Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Property
