Shetland Canoe Club - The club was formed many years ago and is based at Bridge-end Outdoor Centre on Burra. We keep all the club equipment there and carry out basic training for beginners in the very sheltered waters of the marina.
Astronomy Shetland - Focal point for people with different astronomical interests and experience from all over the Isles. Contains photographs, information and a directory of local contacts.
Shetland Racing Pigeon Club - Details of the most northerly racing pigeon club in UK. Includes information on the club and a pigeon health page.
Seagrind Stud - Details of a Shetland Pony stud farm just outside Scalloway. Gallery and contact information.
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