Clan McIntosh - Information for those with the surname McIntosh, MacIntosh, Macintosh, or Mackintosh.
Clan of the Cat: Clan Mackintosh/McIntosh - History, tartans, and coats of arms of the clans Chattan and Mackintosh / McIntosh. Site also has links to other Scottish sites.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) McIntosh The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) McIntosh
"Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President McIntosh "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson McIntosh
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed McIntosh If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi McIntosh
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw McIntosh The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor McIntosh
"Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire McIntosh Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings McIntosh
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu McIntosh "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett McIntosh
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde McIntosh I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers McIntosh
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) McIntosh "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) McIntosh
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous McIntosh The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) McIntosh
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith McIntosh Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn McIntosh
All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln McIntosh You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. McIntosh
