Scottish History - Offering a look at this subject with humor and folklore. Education via entertainment by performers at highland games, Celtic festivals and schools throughout the United States.
Royal Stewart Tartan - A very brief history of Royal Stewart tartan, and links to organizations who wear it.
Stewart Clan - Clan origins and about the ancient family lands where the clan forefathers once walked and lived. Includes the origins of Scottish surnames, photographs, a history timeline and poems of Rabbie Burns.
Clan Stewart - Provides a history, complete with motto, tartan, clan crest, and location. This site contains info on all the major Scottish Clans and family names and significant events in Scottish history.
The Stewarts - Features the family tree of the clan and its seps.
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Stewart An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Stewart
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Stewart Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Stewart
There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Stewart "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Stewart
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Stewart Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Stewart
Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Stewart Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Stewart
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Stewart A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Stewart
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Stewart A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Stewart
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Stewart A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Stewart
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Stewart "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Stewart
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Stewart When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Stewart
To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Stewart It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Stewart
