Eastwood Conservative Association - Includes news releases by Raymond Robertson, their General Election candidate, a Who's Who of elected Conservatives, and a form allowing you to join the party.
Galloway and Upper Nithsdale Conservatives - Constituency news and press releases from Member of Parliament, Member of Scottish Parliament and team of councillors and how to contact them
Dumbarton Conservative Association - Provides several newsletters written by local Councillors and others, details of Dumbarton's Young Conservatives, and a couple of press releases.
Dumfries Conservative Association - South west Scotland politics pages including press releases, details of MSP and councillors, campaign information
Bracknell Conservative Association - Contact details as well as information about the local MP, MEP, and Councillors on the local Councils.
Moray Conservative Association - Web site for the Scottish Conservatives general election campaign in Moray. Includes candidate profile and our policies
There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Conservative "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Conservative
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada My other wife is beautiful. "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Conservative "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Conservative
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Conservative The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Conservative
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Conservative More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Conservative
The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Conservative When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Conservative
Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Conservative As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Conservative
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Conservative When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Conservative
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Conservative It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Conservative
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Conservative I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Conservative
We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Conservative Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Conservative
Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Conservative Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Conservative
