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Ayr Riding Club - Details of the club including forthcoming events and past results.
South Ayrshire Council - Information and contacts for council.
Dunaskin Open Air Museum - Tells the story of the industrial revolution in the southwest of the Country through ironworking, coal mining and brick making.
Dunduff Castle - Details of restored castle on the west coast of Scotland.
South Ayrshire Junior Ice Hockey Club - Boys and girls playing in the U12, U14, U16 and U18's Scottish Junior Ice Hockey Leagues also rookies that range in age from 5 to 12.
N.W. Appliance Repairs Ltd - Offering repair domestic appliances. Listing Company information, service areas and warranty details.
South Ayrshire Sports Council - Promotes and develops an interest and participation in amateur sport. Lists membership information, awards, grants, news and index of contact details for various clubs.
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