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-- Clarence Darrow Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
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- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
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-- Female philosopher To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
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-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Computers and Internet
The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
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-- Mark Twain Computers and Internet There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
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- J. Paul Getty Computers and Internet
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
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-- Mark Russell If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
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-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Computers and Internet Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
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-- John Barrymore - last words Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
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In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
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-- Stephen Leacock >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
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-- General Douglas MacArthur Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Computers and Internet Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
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-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
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Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
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-- Cynthia Heimel University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
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-- André Maurois Computers and Internet The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
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-- Woody Allen Computers and Internet I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
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-- Saint John Chrysostom If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Computers and Internet
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
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-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Computers and Internet "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
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-- Russell Baker The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Computers and Internet
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Live out of your imagination, not your history.
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-- Aesop The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Computers and Internet
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Computers and Internet Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
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-- Dave Barry Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
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