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There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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- Clarence Darrow, "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
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