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Maybole - Small town built on a sloping hillside and overlooks the Southern Uplands. The ancient kingdom of Carrick is the part of Ayrshire south of the River Doon. Maybole lies 44 miles southwest of Glasgow.
The Walled Garden Caravan and Camping Park - An STB 4 star caravan and camping park situated in the walled garden of Kilkerran House.
Culzean Castle - Top floor accommodation in this storybook cliff-edge castle was given to President Eisenhower on behalf of the people of Scotland. An exclusive small hotel of 6 bedrooms for discerning travellers.
Maybole Pipe Band - Provide traditional Scottish bagpipe music. Includes details of the events, travels and members.
Lyonston Cottages - Situated near Turnberry and Culzean Castle. Offers details and pictures of the two cottages.
Scottish Boarding Kennels and Cattery - Offering pet grooming, dog swimming, walks, heated, clean, kennels and runs.
Rosebank Fruiterers - Local supplier of fresh fruits and vegetables. Contains product details, Company information and contact email address.
Our Family Lines - Old photos and postcards of people and places in the town, c. 1890-1917. Local families and their information.
Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. -- Billie Holliday "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali Maybole Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. -- Buddha I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. -- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. -- Oscar Wilde Maybole No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. -- Booker T. Washington Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart The society of women is the element of good manners. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it. -- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Maybole Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. -- Milton Friedman Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. -- Pancho Villa, dying words Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. -- Jean Ke Maybole Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the neighborhood. -- Maya Angelou "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. -- Ray Bandy "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Maybole We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of them become real as you can. -- Frank W. Woolworth Maybole "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour. -- Robert L. Stevenson An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson Maybole The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten. -- Mark Twain It is better to be looked over than overlooked. -- Mae West For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt Maybole I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -- Groucho Marx We must become the change we want to see. -- Gandhi I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli Maybole I am not young enough to know everything. -- Oscar Wilde The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. -- George Bernard Shaw What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland Maybole I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot. -- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Ambition is not a vice of little people. -- Michel de Montaigne If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Maybole To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -- Oscar Wilde Ninety percent of the game is half mental. -- Yogi Berra I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twain Maybole The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. -- Yiddish Proverb Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. -- Oscar Wilde If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Maybole "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twain Maybole Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the imagination. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect. -- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Maybole There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. -- Flannery O'Connor "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Maybole The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. -- Josh Billings "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. -- Albert Einstein Maybole Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. -- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Maybole We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life. -- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful. -- Phyllis McGinley Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin. -- Grace Hansen Maybole "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. -- Shirley MacLaine "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Maybole "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. -- Mark Twain Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness. -- Erica Jong I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Anonymous Maybole "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth. These days they more often leave that way. -- David Deckert Maybole
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