The Fairways Hotel - Situated overlooking the historic links of Prestwick Golf Club. Also give lectures on the history and etiquette of `taking afternoon tea` along with cookery classes.
Kincraig Guest House - Victorian sandstone villa, built in 1898, offers a variety of bedroom styles, golf packages and booking information.
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