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-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
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-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
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-- Zora Neale Hurston Travel and Tourism
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-- Ralph Marston Travel and Tourism
Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
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-- Libby Gelman-Waxner You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
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Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) I don't feel good.
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-- Anonymous ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Travel and Tourism
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
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betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Travel and Tourism
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
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-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Travel and Tourism Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
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-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Travel and Tourism
Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Travel and Tourism "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Travel and Tourism
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Travel and Tourism May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
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-- Socrates Travel and Tourism
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Travel and Tourism There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
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-- Lily Tomlin Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
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- Henry Louis Mencken Travel and Tourism
"The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
