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I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Turnberry A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Turnberry
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Turnberry I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Turnberry
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Turnberry "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
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Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Turnberry Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Turnberry
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Turnberry A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Turnberry
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Turnberry He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Turnberry
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Turnberry You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Turnberry
Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Turnberry Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Turnberry Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Turnberry
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Turnberry Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Turnberry
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Turnberry "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Turnberry
