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-- Samuel Butler Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Home and Garden It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
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Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Home and Garden Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
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The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Home and Garden The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Home and Garden
May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Home and Garden Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Home and Garden
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Home and Garden "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Home and Garden After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Home and Garden
We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Home and Garden There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Home and Garden
"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Home and Garden To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
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If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Home and Garden My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Home and Garden
"Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Home and Garden Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Home and Garden
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Home and Garden Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Home and Garden
