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Capture Those Moments - Dance, theatre, weddings and special occasions. Covering the Scottish Central Belt, based in Strathaven.
Celebrations Party Shop - Fancy Dress, Costumes for Hire and Balloon Decorators, based in Larkhall
Eileen Anne Designs - Wedding, Bridesmaid, Flowergirl and Mother of the Bride dresses designed and created in Cambuslang, South Lanarkshire.
Kathryn Jane Hague - Bothwell based designer of wedding dresses, bridesmaids' dresses and mother of the bride outfits. Also, first communion and confirmation dresses, ball gowns and evening wear.
Your Scottish Wedding - Provide a tailored, personal wedding organisation service to those couples interested in traditional Scottish themes. Near a Loch, castle, or at a Ceilidh. Based in East Kilbride.
The Wedding Planner - Wedding coordinators offering themed or traditional weddings. Lists services, portfolio and contact details.
Kay James - Painter, decorator and traditional craftsman based in general hardware store in Carnwath.
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