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Hamilton Photographic - Syllabus of meetings, competitions and exhibition, pictures of and by members, and officer contacts.
Atholl Computing - Providing IT solutions to home and business users. Details of the services which include web design.
Latro Learning - Internet solution provider specialising in web design and business consultancy. Includes details of the services available.
RITE-WAY - Offering driving tuition. Includes information on services, cars, prices and related topics.
Hamilton Citizens Advice Bureau - Offering free confidential advice to the people in the locality. Includes details on many relevant issues and a advice-by-e-mail service.
Stuart McAllister - Provides a pictorial view of the locality together with a brief history of the clans McAllister and Hamilton.
Saint Ninian's RC Church - Contact information, maps, schedule and parish history details are included.
"The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be. -- Richard Mitchell, from Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish. -- Ovid Hamilton Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa Hoffman Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. -- William Congreve Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run. - Rudyard Kipling Hamilton Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect. -- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? -- Albert Einstein "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) The only reward of virtue is virtue. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Hamilton "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs. -- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. -- Margaret Atwood Hamilton "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg Hamilton "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. -- D.H. Lawrence Hamilton Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. -- Oscar Wilde You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories. -- Stanislaw J. Lem "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Hamilton "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true. -- Neils Bohr I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizner Hamilton Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Helen Roland Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely. -- Bette-Jane Raphael What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter really "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Hamilton A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. -- William Arthur Ward Hamilton Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Kerr Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall. -- David Chambless I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple Black Hamilton "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen. -- Samuel Paterson "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough." -- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Hamilton If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hamilton "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. -- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Hamilton Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases. -- Anonymous "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -- Judith Viorst "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein Hamilton Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G. B. Burgin "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Hamilton These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. -- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. -- Alphonse Allais "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. -- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much. -- Zora Neale Hurston Hamilton I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) I could prove God statistically. -- George Gallup Hamilton Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr Good friends are good for your health. -- Irwin Sarason "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Value your words. Each one may be the last. -- Stanislaw J. Lec I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero Hamilton Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. -- Charles Caleb Colton Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. - Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. -- Ambrose Bierce Hamilton Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. -- Semisonic, Closing Time Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. -- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it. -- G. K. Chesterton Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Hamilton Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. -- Katharine Hepburn There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. -- Flannery O'Connor Hamilton
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