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That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Business and Economy
"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Business and Economy "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Business and Economy
When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Business and Economy
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Business and Economy You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Business and Economy
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Business and Economy Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Business and Economy
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Business and Economy He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Business and Economy
The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Business and Economy Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Business and Economy
Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Business and Economy "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Business and Economy
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Business and Economy No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Business and Economy
What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Business and Economy There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Business and Economy
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Business and Economy
