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Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
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-- Allen Ginsberg Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
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Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
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-- Aldous Huxley If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
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-- Oscar Wilde Web Design and Development
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-- Jonathan S. Haas Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
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-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
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