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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Education Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Education "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Education
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Education One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Education "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Education
There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Education Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Education
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Education Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Education
We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Education Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Education
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Education "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education
"I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Education "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Education
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Education I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Education
We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Education That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Education
