"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Bed and Breakfast Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Bed and Breakfast
Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Bed and Breakfast Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Bed and Breakfast
You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Bed and Breakfast "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Bed and Breakfast
If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Bed and Breakfast "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Bed and Breakfast
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Bed and Breakfast Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Bed and Breakfast
To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Bed and Breakfast "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Bed and Breakfast
Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Bed and Breakfast The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Bed and Breakfast
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Bed and Breakfast All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Bed and Breakfast
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Bed and Breakfast There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Bed and Breakfast
None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Bed and Breakfast What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Bed and Breakfast
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Bed and Breakfast Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Bed and Breakfast
