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Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Education I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
"I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Education The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Education
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Education We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Education
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Education In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Education Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Education
"People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Education "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Education
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Education "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Education
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Education "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Education
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Education "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Education
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Education Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Education
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Education The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Education
