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Waters Edge Cottage - Bed and breakfast accommodation on the banks of Loch Lomond. Description and photographs included.
La Scarpetta - Italian family run restaurant and hotel situated in Balloch on Loch Lomondside.
Tullichewan Cottage - Nine bedroomed cottage with all amenities. Provides information about tariffs, location, visitor attractions and property features.
Cardross Holiday Homes - Offers self catering accommodation and information about its location, attractions and local visitor activities.
The Inverbeg Inn - Comfortable, friendly accommodation on the banks of loch Lomond in Luss.
Blairbeich Guest House - Located in the countryside near Loch Lomond. Provides room information, tariffs, location details and visitor attractions.
Loch Lomond Arms Hotel - Situated close to Loch Lomond. Provides room information and rates, local attractions and contact details.
Lornmill Cottages - Holiday cottages to rent on Loch Lomond side.
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I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Accommodation Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. -- William Faulkner "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) He who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen Giangregorio One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell [text_end] [text_start] A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Accommodation If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvin Accommodation "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher. -- Socrates "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Accommodation Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. -- King George V It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position. -- John Hogan, Commonwealth Accommodation A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. -- Friedrich Nietzsche Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally desparate to get out. -- Di Peatlins "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Accommodation Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare. -- Joan Collins The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. -- Thomas Jefferson Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken Accommodation "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincoln I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think. -- Anne S blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken Accommodation Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past. -- George Orwell "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." -- Anonymous Accommodation Genius is an African who dreams up snow. -- Vladimir Nabokov "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. -- Otto von Bismarck To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -- Lao Tzu Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. -- Herbert Spencer Accommodation "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. -- Anon. He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." -- Anonymous Accommodation Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up. -- Vince Lombardi How could they tell? -- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure. -- Anonymous Accommodation This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more they possess. -- Rainer Maria Rilke Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. -- Oscar Wilde I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon Accommodation For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed... -- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Accommodation Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities. -- Thomas Jefferson Accommodation When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. -- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. There is more to life than increasing its speed. -- Gandhi The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins. -- Heywood Brown Accommodation The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. -- Oscar W Accommodation "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand. -- Gerald Holton Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother. -- Claudette Colbert Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. -- Tom Robbins We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. -- Tom Robbins Accommodation I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. -- Bette Davis Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. -- Flannery O'Connor The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Accommodation Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. -- Albert Camus Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally desparate to get out. -- Di Peatlins Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver Accommodation I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. -- Jean Cocteau Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. -- Ambrose Bierce It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. -- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
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