Bathgate High Church - Information on current and upcoming events, youth group, restoration project, praise band and Alpha course. Views inside the Church and a guestbook.
Bathgate Golf Club - Offering sports facilities and professional shop. List course information, facilities, fees, location and links to the shop.
Bathgate Procession and John Newland Festival - Information on this event including pictures and forthcoming attractions. Archieve material, reviews and contact details are also included.
Bathgate Camera Club - Provides club information, competetitions, colour and monochrome galleries and contact details.
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Bathgate Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Bathgate
"Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Bathgate What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Bathgate
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Bathgate "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Bathgate
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Bathgate Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Bathgate
"I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Bathgate Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bathgate
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Bathgate "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Bathgate
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Bathgate Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Bathgate
Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Bathgate ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Bathgate
I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Bathgate Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Bathgate
Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Bathgate "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Bathgate
Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Bathgate Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Bathgate
