Lamond Veterinary Clinic - Well equipped veterinary surgeon clinic. Free puppy socialisation classes for all registered clients.
Bellsquarry - Contains text and photos of the village of Bellsquarry. Includes the history and the village as it is now. A list of events is also included.
Livingston Ecumenical Parish - Working towards unity on all fundamental issues of belief and worship. Provides congregation and ministerial details, history and events calendar.
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Man and wife make one fool. Livingston Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Livingston
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Livingston Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Livingston
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Livingston ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Livingston
blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Livingston "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Livingston
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Livingston Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Livingston
Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Livingston Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Livingston
Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Livingston The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Livingston
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Livingston Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Livingston
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Livingston We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Livingston
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Livingston Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Livingston
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Livingston Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Livingston
