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Isle of Harris Links

Isle of Harris Golf Club - A natural links course, formed by wind, sand, sea and land, requiring thoughtful and skilful play.
Rodel Fishery - Offering trout and salmon fishing using fly and spinner for brown and sea trout as well as Atlantic Salmon and Artic Charr. Providing location, accommodation and holiday package information.
Abbey Book-keeping Services - Offering payroll, VAT, cash-book and secretarial work. Lists services, Company information and contact details.
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