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Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
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May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
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-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Victory belongs to the most persevering.
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Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
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-- P. J The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
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-- Winston Churchill It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
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-- Lord Byron The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
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"In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
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people all I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
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To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
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