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Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Travel Agents Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Travel Agents
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Travel Agents The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
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It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel Agents "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Travel Agents
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Travel Agents >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Travel Agents
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Travel Agents blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Travel Agents
"If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Travel Agents I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Travel Agents
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Travel Agents Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Travel Agents
"I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Travel Agents God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Travel Agents
"Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Travel Agents "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Travel Agents
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Travel Agents "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Travel Agents
May you never leave your marriage alive. There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Travel Agents Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Travel Agents
