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Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Universal Design Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Universal Design
Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Universal Design A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Marriage is a rest period between romances. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Universal Design
"I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Universal Design Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Universal Design
Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Universal Design My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Universal Design
"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Universal Design What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Universal Design
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Universal Design Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Universal Design
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Universal Design "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Universal Design
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Universal Design We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Universal Design
"Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Universal Design Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Universal Design
Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Universal Design Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Universal Design
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Universal Design By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Universal Design
