"Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Greek I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Greek
Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Greek Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Greek
Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Greek Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Greek
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Greek Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Greek
Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Greek To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Greek
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Greek The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Greek
To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Greek Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Greek
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Greek Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Greek
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Greek May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Greek
"Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Greek The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Greek
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Greek The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Greek
