We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
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-- Sydney Smith "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Events and Event Organisers "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
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-- Wilson Mizner I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Events and Event Organisers Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Events and Event Organisers
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Events and Event Organisers "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) I still live.
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Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Events and Event Organisers The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
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grand "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) I think, therefore I'm single.
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He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
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-- Cynthia H It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Events and Event Organisers "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
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We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Events and Event Organisers "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
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-- Helen Roland Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Events and Event Organisers Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Events and Event Organisers
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Events and Event Organisers Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Events and Event Organisers
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Events and Event Organisers Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Events and Event Organisers
"Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Events and Event Organisers "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
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