Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot
Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot
"God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) May you never leave your marriage alive. We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot
"When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot
For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Gascoyne-Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot
