Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
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If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
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Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
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-- Henry David Thoreau Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
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-- Groucho Marx Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
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-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
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If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
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-- H. L. Mencken Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
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-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
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In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
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-- Woody Allen Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD
"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
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-- James Holt McGavran Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD
If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Foot and Mouth Disease - FMD Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
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