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-- G. K. Chesterton The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
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-- Will Rogers Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
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