If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Fashion Designers When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Fashion Designers
"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Fashion Designers Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Fashion Designers
The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Fashion Designers We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Fashion Designers
"I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Fashion Designers We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Fashion Designers
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Fashion Designers I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Fashion Designers
"Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Fashion Designers Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Fashion Designers
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Fashion Designers "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Fashion Designers
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Fashion Designers Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Fashion Designers
"Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Fashion Designers Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Fashion Designers
History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Fashion Designers If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Fashion Designers
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Fashion Designers Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Fashion Designers
