You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Archaeologists Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Archaeologists
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Archaeologists "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Archaeologists
"We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Archaeologists "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Archaeologists
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Archaeologists There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
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The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Archaeologists Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Archaeologists
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Archaeologists You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Archaeologists
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Archaeologists Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Archaeologists
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Archaeologists The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Archaeologists
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Archaeologists The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Archaeologists
I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Archaeologists An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Archaeologists
It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Archaeologists "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Archaeologists
