Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Explorers Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Explorers
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Explorers "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Explorers
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Explorers "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Explorers
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Explorers You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Explorers
"The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Explorers I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Explorers
Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Explorers "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Explorers
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Explorers All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Explorers
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Explorers Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Explorers
"God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Explorers Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Explorers
For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Explorers Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Explorers
"How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Explorers The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Explorers
