Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Film Crew "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Film Crew
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Film Crew In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Film Crew
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Film Crew "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Film Crew
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Film Crew Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Film Crew
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Film Crew "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Film Crew
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Film Crew Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Film Crew
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Film Crew A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Film Crew
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Film Crew "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Film Crew
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Film Crew The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Film Crew
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Film Crew People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Film Crew
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Film Crew "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Film Crew
