The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Journalists Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
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A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
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-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
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-- George Gobel I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Journalists
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
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-- Pearl Williams I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Journalists If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
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-- Woody Allen Journalists
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
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flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Journalists "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
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-- ROBERT FROST Journalists
Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Journalists The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Journalists
Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
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reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Journalists
"Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Journalists Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
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-- Anonymous Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Journalists
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Journalists To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
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"Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
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-- Arthur Godfrey Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
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-- Cynthia H I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Journalists
Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Journalists It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
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-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Journalists
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Journalists "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Journalists
