It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
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-- William Gladstone There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
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-- Henry David Thoreau Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Military People
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Military People Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Military People
"The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Military People If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
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-- George Bernard Shaw Military People
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Military People "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Military People
"When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Military People Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Military People
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Military People I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Military People
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Military People I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Military People
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-- Brendan Hills We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Military People All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
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human Military People
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Military People The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Military People
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Military People The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Military People
blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Military People Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
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-- Alfred Hitchcock Military People
