By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Photographers Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Photographers
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Photographers The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Photographers
I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Photographers "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Photographers
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Photographers "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Photographers
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Photographers Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Photographers
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Photographers Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Photographers
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Photographers May you never leave your marriage alive. Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Photographers
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Photographers Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Photographers
"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Photographers When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Photographers
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Photographers Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Photographers
Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Photographers Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Photographers
