May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Sportspeople "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Sportspeople
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Sportspeople Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Sportspeople
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Sportspeople "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Sportspeople
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Sportspeople "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Sportspeople
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Sportspeople All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Sportspeople
"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Sportspeople If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Sportspeople
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Sportspeople In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Sportspeople
Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Sportspeople Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Sportspeople
"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Sportspeople "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Sportspeople
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Sportspeople The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Sportspeople
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Sportspeople Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Sportspeople
