"If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
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-- Aldous Huxley "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Criminal Justice Bill If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
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-- Hyman Rickover blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Criminal Justice Bill
"Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Criminal Justice Bill Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
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-- H. L. Mencken Criminal Justice Bill
There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Criminal Justice Bill Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
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-- Al Capp Criminal Justice Bill
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
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-- Albert Einstein Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
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-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Criminal Justice Bill The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
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-- Roger Simon Criminal Justice Bill
May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Criminal Justice Bill Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Criminal Justice Bill
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
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- Moses Hadas in a review In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
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-- Peter F. Drucker Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
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-- Thornton Wilder "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Criminal Justice Bill
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
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-- Unknown author, Levitating T "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
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-- Arthur Schopenhauer Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Criminal Justice Bill Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
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-- Oliver Herford "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Criminal Justice Bill
"You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Criminal Justice Bill There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Criminal Justice Bill
Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Criminal Justice Bill Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
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-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Criminal Justice Bill
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Criminal Justice Bill I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Criminal Justice Bill
Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
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-- Thomas Carlyle It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Criminal Justice Bill "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Criminal Justice Bill
