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Association of Conservative Clubs - Provides managerial support to the 1,100+ Conservative Clubs. The clubs help promote Conservatism and provide social and sporting venues for their members.
Hoddesdon and Broxbourne Conservative Club - Herts - Brief history of the club, details of its activities and contact information. Events include Short Mat Bowls, Bridge, Snooker, Table Tennis, Quiz Nights, and Line-dancing.
Corby Conservative Club - Northants - Provides calendar of events, list of facilities and contact details. Events include lunches, dances, bingo, flower arranging, line-dancing, wine-tasting, indoor-bowls and radio-controlled car racing.
Shanklin Conservative Club - Isle of Wight - Provides a calendar of past events, lists clubs facilities and gives contact details. Events include line-dancing, snooker, darts, quiz nights, and a substantial number of live acts.
The St Stephen's Club - Central London - Located in close proximity to Westminster and the Houses of Parliament, and club once had Benjamin Disraeli as a member. Their site outlines the facilities they have to offer.
Hounslow Conservative Club - Middlesex - History of the club, photos of its facilities, a diary of events, details of the managing committee and the club's menu.
The Carlton Club - London - The oldest, most elite, and most important of all Conservative clubs. The site includes a history of the establishment and photos of its sumptuous facilities.
Beaconsfield Conservative Club - Lancashire - Provides an introduction to the club, membership rates, a diary of events, a few photos and a list of the managing committee.
Scunthorpe Conservative Club - Lincolnshire - Includes photos of its facilities and a list of its regular events.
Castle Point Conservative Clubs - Essex - Provides short descriptions of the Benfleet, Canvey Island and Hadleigh clubs, along with related news.
Ross Conservative Club - Herefordshire - Provides a calendar of events, details of their Prize Draw club and a map showing the club's location.
Stotfold Conservative Club - Herts - Lists club facilities and forthcoming events. Facilities include function hall, bar, stage, snooker tables, darts, petanque court and a children's play area.
South Devon Conservative Clubs - Devon - Opening times, contact details and photos of Ashburton, Dartmouth, Dawlish, Ipplepen, Newton, Shaldon, South Brent, Totnes Conservative Clubs, and Bovey Tracey.
Quorn Conservative Club - Leicestershire - Lists forthcoming events, opening hours and beer prices, plus provides contact details and a map. Their facilities include snooker and pool tables.
Court Barn Conservative Club - Hampshire - Photos of the club, lists of its forthcoming events and club news.
St.Julians Conservative and Unionist Club - South Wales - Photos of the club's facilities, details of its history, drinks price-list and a list of the club's weekly events. Facilities include a Skittles alley and a Snooker Room.
St Neots Conservative Club - Cambridgeshire - Lists forthcoming events, the club's sporting activities, plus its contact details.
Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. -- Vince Lombardi "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E. W. Howe Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you r Conservative Clubs Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -- W. Somerset Maugham Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. 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And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not, the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms with Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. -- Joseph Addison I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and "cheap"? -- Phyllis Diller Conservative Clubs Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother. -- Friedrich Nietzsche If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. -- Anonymous A friend is a gift you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson Conservative Clubs Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore: ? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties. ? Work Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. --Anon. Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't natural. -- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear. -- Henry David Thoreau Conservative Clubs A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. -- George Benard Shaw Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. -- Sydney Smith Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. -- David Starr Jordan Conservative Clubs Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral. -- Paulo Freire "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford Conservative Clubs To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself. -- Francis Crawford Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Conservative Clubs "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. -- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Men have become the tools of their tools. -- Henry David Thoreau Conservative Clubs "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long per "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Conservative Clubs I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. -- Honore de Balzac Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense. -- Thomas Arnold Bennet "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Conservative Clubs We are the echo of the future. -- W. S. Merwin The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. -- Shirley MacLaine The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton Conservative Clubs A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. -- Theodore Roosevelt The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert Einstein To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Conservative Clubs Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Conservative Clubs "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. -- Shirley MacLaine This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more they possess. -- Rainer Maria Rilke Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson. -- Vernon Law Conservative Clubs "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark -- Dave Barry The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill Conservative Clubs Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses. -- Anon. "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing. -- Sigmund Freud Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. -- Mark Twain If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Conservative Clubs A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. -- Joseph Addison There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -- Albert Einstein Conservative Clubs If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. -- G. K. 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